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HEY EVERYONE! I'M A FALSE PROPHET SPREDING HERESY!

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 17, 2008, 6:13 PM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: the voice inside
Or so, that is what I'm told. :shrug:

Or so, I am told.

I love it when ignorant "Christians", who can quote and ravel off
scripture like a semi automatic weapon, blurt out the written Word but are blind to it's meaning. This person quoted a whole lot of scripture on exposing false prophets. But none on what it was I was doing that made me one.

Do you know that laughing in church is disrespectful!

Really?

To whom?

My guess is to you, because Jesus hasn't said one word to me in rebuke about it. Not in Spirit and not anywhere in His Word.

It's disrespectful to the sober death of Jesus to fall out in a fit of laughter during church!

ROFLMAO!
I'll tell you what, you sit here looking like you just sucked on some sour persimmons, meditating on the sober death of Jesus. And I will laugh loudly and joyously while celebrating His resurrection and life. You go right on with your dead religion, if you please. I serve a risen God and if you can't laugh with Jesus and the Father, who can you laugh with?

Laying of hands, falling down in fits, speaking in tongues, and uncontolable "Holy laughter" are heresy!!!

*Oh come on, I know you pulled that one out of your ass cause that statement is actually contradictory to scripture itself*

the Word says the apostle ran in the streets like wild drunk men on the day of pentecost, laughing, dancing, speaking in tongues, and healing the sick with laying of hands, (in Peter's case, all you had to do was just stand in his shadow to be healed).............if God is the same today, yesterday, and forever. How is it that it was ok then, but it's heresy now???? It is written, signs and wonders are to follow a believer. *means,.... things that get your attention and make you wonder, "what is happening?"* It's written that the Spirit of the Lord filled His temple and all the priests fell because they were unable to stand in the presence of God.

Had enough or shall I continue?

Point is, I do not practice heresy.

It is the duty of the church to expose false prophets!!!!

Just because you have a problem eating meat that has been offered up to idols and I don't, doesn't make me a false prophet. Just makes me satisfied while your still standing there hungry.

Next time you come against me, don't hand me your opinions, I won't listen. The only person who's opinion of me really matters is Jesus'. According to His Word, I am blameless.
You don't have a leg (or a scripture) to stand on!!!!





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:icontopreaper:
LOL! Wow!!!!!! I can't believe someone said that because you were laughing!

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:iconlilcindilouwho:
LOL, you would be amazed with religious and spiritually dead people will say to others out of spite.

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:iconlilcindilouwho:
By the way, this conversation happened over the internet and not in church.

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He will command His angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways; they will lift you up in their hands, that you do not strike your foot against a stone Psalms 91:11-12
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:icontopreaper:
Ahh.

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:iconkayago-the-demon:
Wow. That's insane xD Some people...

That's the type of person who sees someone reading a vampire novel and starts preaching.

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:iconmeenah3000:
YES !!! You tell'em !!!! This person obviously has never been hit with Holy Laughter.. I have and it is the most wonderfulest feeling ever !!! This person definitely has a religious spirit and I garuntee they have Never had a real experience with Jesus Christ, because if they had they would not be accusing you of this !!!

Christians that are like this got everything about who Christ Jesus is twisted!!

In regards to the meat: God said that we are not to call what he said is blessed, unclean. I forget where it is in the bible, but there was a man of God who would not eat a certain meat and told God that it was unclean. Well, God rebuked him and told him not to call what He has blessed, unclean. So when the man heard from God, he sanctified the meat and ate it.

Whenever I encounter religious christians like that.... I laugh at them and walk away. They are so blind and full of man induced docterination....

We as Christians are not here to pimp the gospel, this type of preaching at others is considered spiritual rape !!! We are to love all and live the life not practice Jesus!!
That really pisses me off when "these" type of christians go on the war path after people in that manner.
Don't Get it Twisted... Stop Pimpin the Gospel !!!

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:iconlilcindilouwho:
her last note to me was a sarcastic, "Well, Good luck with that!"
my last note to her was "ROFLMBO, I'll be praying for you!"

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He will command His angels concerning you, to guard you in all your ways; they will lift you up in their hands, that you do not strike your foot against a stone Psalms 91:11-12
I'm going to Disney World! :woohoo:
:iconxitawolf:
I laughed at this christian girl one time, After she told me I was going to hell. She asked me if I went to church and I Told her no, Why should I? And she said well Yea or else you going to hell. So I said well why is that? Then she laid on some bullshit that I have forgotten (Thanks for my selective hearing.) Any who I just simply told her, Who are you to tell me how to live my life, No one that's who.

Or how about those people who come knocking at her door...Well one time I had one of those people and Ooo I was waiting for this moment because I sore to myself if they came by again I was going to give them a piece of my mind. So..Before the guy could speak I Started having a seezer and acting like I was possed by a demon, Making weird noises, Rolling my eye's backwards and shit like that...(They never bothered me again.) :) :)


Anyhow I don't problems with Christians or anyone in that form..Its when they go past the line of telling me what I should believe and how I should act.

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:iconkzeor:
I just had a conversation about things like this before I got on over the self righteous "Christians" that don't seem as if they have ever read the teachings of Jesus.

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